Oops.

Spot the mistake on this page?
A clue?
It's in a quite fresh post.

Also, I'm pulling that stupid face again. It also looks like I have sunburn but seeing as this was taken a week ago it isn't. It's the way the lights shining onto me.

I Glimpsed a Bat with Butterfly Wings

I’m writing this in the middle of a marshmallow fuelled sugar high so forgive me if a) it doesn’t make a whole lot of sense or b) it’s got too much information about certain things.

I realised that I haven’t been updating much and when I think about it, I don’t really have a real reason as to why. Ok so sometimes I don’t have my laptop at J’s house but really, it doesn’t STOP me blogging, I just prefer to do it on my own machine. The real reason why I don’t blog much is because I don’t actually have much to blog about. I don’t really DO anything. Unless of course, you want a blog about WoW? I reckon you’d get bored of it very quickly.

“So today I got my Paladin to level 24, learnt Blessing of the Kings, blah blah blah.” It’s not fun listening to it/ reading about it unless you actually know what it all means.

If you could see J now from how he was the other day, it’d be obvious that unfortunately he’s getting better. I know that that sounds horribly mean, almost as though I wish he’d stay ill. I don’t, he’s just really giddy about the fact he doesn’t feel like he’s dying all the time. That’s fine, if he hadn’t probably passed what he’s got, onto me. As you know, I got locked out of my house yesterday and so, went to J’s earlier than usual. As soon as I saw him, I knew he was on the mend. We got back to his house and after explaining to his mum why I was here (she just shook her head, laughed and asked if I wanted anything to eat) we went upstairs.
It was there, in his room that he began to dance. Well, it wasn’t really dancing, just a whole lot of hip thrusting and him humming some stupid tune from a song he knows I hate. That’s fine, he does that all the time. Except this time, the curtains were open, his door was open and he was stood on the bed, infront of my face. There was nowhere I could go. I was trapped, desperately trying to find something else to look at other than J’s nether regions. His dad came upstairs so he stopped for a while (about a minute until has dad got off the landing and then continued, still with his bed room door and curtains open). There was a moment when he was going to pull his pants down. I made him stop at this. That is one thing I DID NOT want to see.

There's not much else to say really, work was usual, nothing really exciting happened. Except watching A try and get a Marshmallow out of her cup of tea. There was also the talk about the woman at work having 'a towel and underwear fetish.' I'm really going to miss that place ):

If you haven't already seen it, you should go see Dispicable Me. It's AMAZING!

You have no idea how much this picture made me laugh.

Totally obsessed with this song at the moment.

Teeny Weeny Post.

This is gunna be a tiny post just so A wont yell at work tomorrow.
It would have been a great post but I'm using J's laptop and the keyboard if different from mine and I can't use it without constantly pressing CAPS instead of Shift.
I WOULD have been on my laptop if my mum hadn't lied to me and there for locked me out of the house. She told me that the key was out of the back door so I could get in, and it was out, I'll give her that. What she FORGOT to tell me was that the back gate was locked (it's a 6 foot high metal fence) and I don't have the key for the padlock. So there I was, just staring at the gate with no idea where my mum was.
I went and met John after work.
Idiot mother.
Also, there is absolutely nothing good about this laptop other than the fact that it can run WoW.
I'd like to add that J is a total freak. He's 'dancing' for me D:

Achelois: She who Drives Away Pain.

On my calendar at work is a constant reminder of the day that I leave. It’s there, in bold, staring me in the face. I’m actually pretty gutted about it, I really enjoy working here, if you ignore the students, and the stupid request and her face...
Anyway that’s not what I want this post to be about. I’m pretty sure I’ve mentioned this but I LOVE Wikipedia. I actually adore it. The random article part of it is amazing. I’ve wasted so much time messing about getting sent to articles that I’d never have found any other way. I like Wikiying animals too. Did you know that there are 4 different species of Hyena? That’s a fact that you’re probably never going to need to know.
Talking of Hyenas....

They're the greatest picture I’ve ever seen.

I wish I had a pet Hyena.

It could stand aside my skinless raptor and make me the most feared person for miles around. People could pay me to protect them.

Saying that, maybe a hyena wouldn’t do, they’re pretty ugly. I probably wouldn’t want one of those staring at me all the time. Not that a skinless raptor would be much better. Just a pile of bones, held up by my super powers...

Ok so maybe neither of them would be all that great. Still, I'd have a fun time.

Blah.

I've noticed that I pull this face in A LOT of my pictures.

That's all.

Homusubi: Causer of Fire.

Ok so I’m finally back at work after having a week and a half off and only posting on here once. God I’m rubbish at this blogging thing. I get really into it for a month or so and then I find something else (in this case WoW as I mentioned in my earlier post) and then my blog becomes all but a distant memory. I feel really bad because Raptor is a tab on my internet so everytime I go to check something it’s there, staring at me. I start to write a post, determined to give it my all after an absence and for a while, I’m doing pretty good. I have a good topic, I remember how to spell (having dug up my knowledge gained from an English A Level) and I’m on a roll.
Then I remember Valcyrie and Menhit.
I panic, realising I was in the middle of a quest when I quit the game to go to sleep. I try to ignore the niggling in the back of my mind, telling me to turn it back on and collect 8 Vials of Plagued Blood. Rapt wins for a while and I manage a few more sentences but the seed has been planted. My mouse keep stopping, just over the WoW shortcut and I lose where I am in my post. I start to repeat myself and make mistakes.
Everything’s ruined.I close down Rapt, sign out of MSN and that’s it.
WoW takes over.
I spend hours sat there, grinning like an idiot when I reach level 20 and get a mount.
I’ve even started DREAMING about it.
It’s horrible.
Fable 3 needs to come out so I can tear myself away from the laptop and return to the Xbox. Atleast with that I knew when to stop.

I’ve just remembered I promised to tell you about my holiday. Well the day and a half that I spent in Scarborough with J.We took the train there (a nice sum of £30 for a return ticket) after J finished work, getting there at about half 8. The hotel was MASSIVE! And posh.

I felt really out of place, stood there in a pair of shorts and a coat. The room was nice, J got awfully obsessed with the bathroom.

The lights were PURPLE!

We didn’t really do anything that day. We went out for a little while and walked on the beach. I was taunting the waves, daring them to come and get me... They nearly did.

There were no pubs free that didn't contain masses of people watching some crazy sport on tv so we went back to the hotel, via Subway.

Arcades.

What a way to ruin your life.

I spent wayyyyy too much money in those things, desperatley trying to win a toy that I KNEW was never going to fall into the little chute for me. 20 pound later and I decided to get on with my life. Or at least move to something I knew would give me results. The 2 penny slots. These are the greatest things to be found in Scarborough. Well, they are when they have good prizes in them, which they did this time.

MATCHING WATCHES!!!! <3

So that what my holiday, summed up really quickly. It was good (:

On another note, that old guy with the dog was there today. It was all dandy.

WoW: The One that Destroys....

I know it's been a long time since the last post (a week perhaps) and I am so very sorry. It's honestly not my fault. Blame J for buying me WoW (World of Warcraft for those lucky enough not to have been exposed to it). It's taken over my life. No word of a lie. I TOLD him not to get me it, I have an awfully addictive personality. Within the first day of me signing up and playing it I knew my life was going to be in tatters. I didn't notice what time it was until we were called down for dinner and I was still in my pjs. It's awful. I can see Menhit gloating at me as she knows she's taking over my life.

Anyway. Enough of hat game.
Let me discuss my holiday :D
J and I decided it'd be a great idea to spend £70 to go away to Scarborough for a Saturday night and return Sunday afternoon. That would have been fine. IF IT DIDN'T RAIN THE WHOLE TIME WE WERE THERE!
It rained when we got there. It rained as we made our way back to the hotel. It was still raining whn we woke up the next day. The rain continued as we walked all over the place looking for a cash machine.
We spent a hell of a long time in the arcades, wasting money we didn't really have spare. What do I have to show for it?
THE GREATEST TRANSFORMERS WATCH YOU HAVE EVER SEEN, THAT'S WHAT!
Seriously, me and J have matching ones. We're so cool I know, feel free to copy us, we don't mind. Lots of people tend to bask in our coolness.
Once again, there are pictures, but they're not on this laptop (J's gaming laptop. IT LETS ME RUN WoW) and mine is no where near me.
I promise that the pictures will be in my next post and that you will love it.
I also promise that the wait for my next post wont be as long as the wait for this one AND that it'll be better.
Menhit is calling me so I really must depart.
Buh Bye.