Achelois: She who Drives Away Pain.

On my calendar at work is a constant reminder of the day that I leave. It’s there, in bold, staring me in the face. I’m actually pretty gutted about it, I really enjoy working here, if you ignore the students, and the stupid request and her face...
Anyway that’s not what I want this post to be about. I’m pretty sure I’ve mentioned this but I LOVE Wikipedia. I actually adore it. The random article part of it is amazing. I’ve wasted so much time messing about getting sent to articles that I’d never have found any other way. I like Wikiying animals too. Did you know that there are 4 different species of Hyena? That’s a fact that you’re probably never going to need to know.
Talking of Hyenas....

They're the greatest picture I’ve ever seen.

I wish I had a pet Hyena.

It could stand aside my skinless raptor and make me the most feared person for miles around. People could pay me to protect them.

Saying that, maybe a hyena wouldn’t do, they’re pretty ugly. I probably wouldn’t want one of those staring at me all the time. Not that a skinless raptor would be much better. Just a pile of bones, held up by my super powers...

Ok so maybe neither of them would be all that great. Still, I'd have a fun time.