I'm sorry that I've filled your hard drive with nothing but music from a time that I didn't exist in.
I'm sorry that I've filled you with films that contain zombies and nothing else.
I'm sorry that I broke your number nine key when I dropped you down the stairs.
I'm also sorry for actually dropping you down the stairs. 3 times.
I'm sorry that I spilt Fanta all over you.
I'm sorry that I never shut you down.
You need updating but I keep putting it off and I'm sorry.
I'm sorry that I make you play Prince all the time.
And Meatloaf.
And Falco.
You contain pictures that should never have been taken!
You hold videos that should never have been recorded.
How I love you for not crashing more than the usual laptop.
How I love you for continuing to remain virus free even though you have no protection for nearly a year.
If you could understand I'd buy you a present!
But you are not self aware (yet).
Even so, how I love you.
Wednesday, 11 May 2011
Tuesday, 10 May 2011
Confessions of a so called Queen.
I'm an embarassment to all of girl kind.
I'm sat, sporting a Bruce Springsteen tee that's 2 sizes too big for me, a pair on denim shorts that cannot be seen under the tee shirt, reading a fan fic that is 1 sex scene away from being purely gay porn and slowly working my way through 6gb of Bruce Springsteen albums that are stored in Ophelia.
That is not how a 19 year old girl is supposed to act!
I'm supposed to have make up on!
I'm supposed to be dressed in something that isn't amazingly stupid and embarassing! I'm supposed to be listening to now time music, not something my dad introduced to me at the age of 5 and have been in love with ever since!
I'm a failure to the feminine species.
I'd make a better boy.I'd make a MUCH better boy.
I'm in dire need of a job or I feel I'll be stuck like this forever, slowly but surely getting worse.
I'm drawing the line at Meatloaf!
Garth Brooks I can cope with, but as soon as I buy a Meatloaf album, I'm throwing myself off the nearest bridge.
Justin Beiber couldn't even tie Prince's shoes!
I will never be able to listen to this song without smiling.
I'm sat, sporting a Bruce Springsteen tee that's 2 sizes too big for me, a pair on denim shorts that cannot be seen under the tee shirt, reading a fan fic that is 1 sex scene away from being purely gay porn and slowly working my way through 6gb of Bruce Springsteen albums that are stored in Ophelia.
That is not how a 19 year old girl is supposed to act!
I'm supposed to have make up on!
I'm supposed to be dressed in something that isn't amazingly stupid and embarassing! I'm supposed to be listening to now time music, not something my dad introduced to me at the age of 5 and have been in love with ever since!
I'm a failure to the feminine species.
I'd make a better boy.I'd make a MUCH better boy.
I'm in dire need of a job or I feel I'll be stuck like this forever, slowly but surely getting worse.
I'm drawing the line at Meatloaf!
Garth Brooks I can cope with, but as soon as I buy a Meatloaf album, I'm throwing myself off the nearest bridge.
Justin Beiber couldn't even tie Prince's shoes!
I will never be able to listen to this song without smiling.
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