Surprisingly I didn’t dream about Dinosaurs last night. I did however have a dream that contained a Fantasia Walkthrough… Withdrawal symptoms from the Xbox and too much coffee before bed perhaps?
I’ve been putting way too much thought into the whole ‘Raptor as a pet’ thing. I was sat awake this morning at about 1 thinking of names for him (yes, I’ve even decided on the gender of metaphorical Velociraptor). I was going to name him Orion, but then decided that it sounds more like a name you give to something that can fly; like a Pterodactyl. So I changed my mind, he’s going to be call Ptolemy (like the Astronomer). I then realised that I’m NEVER going to have a pet raptor, because well, I’m never going to find a genie in a lamp, or become God, or inherit the powers of God. I went to sleep after that, feeling thoroughly upset about this revelation…
I need a life.
On another note, I’ve become horribly addicted to Wikipedia. It’s the greatest website EVER. I must have spent 4 hours yesterday, clicking ‘random article’ and reading whatever rubbish it threw at me. Did you know there’s an International Plumbing Code? No? Me either until yesterday. Sure, some of the stuff it gives me is really rubbish and I don’t even read it but hey, it’s Wiki, not God. Like now, I got this page… Yoghurt Shop Murders? Why would there even be an article about that?
I’ll repeat my earlier statement… I need a life.
OH!
I’ve just remembered, Random Superpower Generator. Hours of fun, all at the click of a button.
"Jessie Fangs. has the power to slide into electronics. She brawls wielding a savage tentacle made from diamond and she boasts all of the powers and talents of a fish. Jessie Fangs. has the ability to become immovable and she attacks with a terrible club that also grants an exceptional resistance to mental attack. Shamefully, Jessie Fangs. becomes slow in the presence of corbomite."
If only it was true…
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