Amunet: One who is Hidden.

I really enjoy spending time with S (Mums brother). We grew up together as kids (there’s 5 years between us). We made forts out of blankets, fought over who got the green Lego base, built death robots with Meccano (mine never had the same killing promise as S’ did), watched Robin Hood: Men in Tights over and over together.

Sure we fought, hell there was even a time he pushed me down the stairs in my pram. There was also the time when he knocked my front tooth out on a see-saw (the other one had fallen out a week before), but it was FUN. He did those things with love.

I remember watching E & B (my 2 younger sisters) play together before they moved to my dads and it was never the same. The fought, all the time, over everything. They never seemed to get along the way me and S did. Maybe it’s because we weren’t actual brother and sister, just acted like it.

Anyway, that’s not what this post is about. It’s about my day, it just so happens, that the only person I’ve seen all day has been S, so he’s in this post a lot.

When he finally woke up after going to have the greatest nap of all time (he went to sleep at 10 in the morning and woke back up at half 4) we got into a stupid conversation about games. The whole discussion was how some games can make you look like a crazy merchant if you gather items before your supposed to.

S: You think I should kill this giant green dragon?

Me: I think you should stomp on it’s face.

S: Wouldn’t exactly be stomping on its face per say.

Me: Then it’s not good enough.

From what I can gather, he’s running round with a Green dragon egg in his bag, an Orc Lords head and a Star Sapphire. I have NO FUCKING CLUE what game he’s playing. All I know is that for once, it’s NOT World of Warcraft.

Anyway, this post is pretty crap. I’m gunna stop it now.

P.S.

I was talking to S about this post and here are his wishes:

1) All of us to be transported to a distant planet and stuck in 1400 mindset (the whole, no weapons except swords kind of thing). He said that this would make the wars more glorious, like the old ones, where you rode into battle on a steed. (I argued that this is infact 2 wishes and that it should be seperated but he wasn't having any of that. For the sake of my sanity I let him have it his way)

2) He also agreed that Dinosaurs should come back, but life size. His reasoning?

"Can you imagine how cool it would be to just pop to the shop... ON TOP OF A VELOCIRAPTOR!" I pointed out that you would have a lot of trouble getting ON said Dinosaur but apparently his would be trained. He also said that they'd be amazing to use as warfare. Can you imagine soldiers riding into battle not on horses, but on Dinosaurs. I have to admit, that would be pretty cool.

3) He'd wish he was immortal.

There are a lot of things wrong with his wishes (for one, there is NOTHING that would help out anyone other than S, but he's a a pretty selfish) so lets just hope to God that he never finds this metaphorical Genie.